Monday, October 17, 2005

Speaking Of Jiu Liang

Speaking of jiu liang... When i was younger, i used to hang out wif a grp of 20+/30+ pai kias... And every week, we will go drinking at coffeeshops... And becoz, they are pia kias... We dun even haf to wait for seats in the crowded coffeeshop...

All they need was to show their faces, and the boss of the coffeeshop will bring us to our "exclusive table"... Haha, kinda of funny now tt i think of it...

And becoz i was underage, they couldnt haf a cup for me, so i share cup wif them... And they will order truckload of beer each time... When i say truckload, it really meant truckload...

Becoz of them, i got drunk once in my entire life... Almost wasted, but i can still walk in a straight line... Wahahah, but i puked like hell in home afterwards... I drank alot on an empty stomach, aiyo... Best piece of advise, never ever drink on an empty stomach!!! It totally ruin n damages ur body...

They told me tt to train up one's jiu liang, they had to drink till they puke and then drink again and then puke and drink and puke... I can imagine it will be such a messy scene... After u do tis several times, u become immune to drinks after tt... They said all pai kias go thru tis stage...

Haha...

To me, there are 2 kinds of gd ju liang...

1 is the genuine one, which meant thru time of heavy drinking, ur body naturally adapted to gd alcohol tolerance level... Drinking some beer or liquor every week, will never get u anywhere here... U really haf to reach ur limit and go over it, so as to break the level in ur blood alcohol tolerance...

My sis is the ultimate drinking queen... She used to be a cheongster... She will never get drunk on any occassions... So when u do see her drunk, i couldnt imagine how much she drank... Its tough on her as well, when she wans to get drunk, she would like haf to spend so much more money than others.... Hahahah...

2nd one is the fake one... Perhaps one person with normal and or slightly above average alcohol tolerance level, but with a strong state of mind... When u haf an extremely strong state of mind, u can control urself even when u r drunk n only appear tipsy...

My sis belong to the 1st, and i am 65% to the second...

When my sis is drunk, she totally go into a chaotic situation, and cannot recall a thing the next morning... When i am drunk, i am still aware of everything coz i make sure my brain doesnt go out... But of coz, keeping ur state of mind strong in a drunken situation, gives u a headache worst than any hang overs...

U haf to really go into a total wasted situation, then u can judge whether u r 1st or second... Tipsy and high moments doesnt even reveal anything...

It always amazes me how some ppl can get drunk so fast... Just a few beers can set their mind off already and its always, ALWAYS SO FUNNY to tell them tt they r drunk and they will always tell u they they not... Hahah... I always feel so tickled when tis happens, especially when its ur frenz, and u see them in a state of denial...

I can say, drunk or not, when it happpens, can be told by others, not urself... Coz sometimes, u dun see ur own actions...

For me, sadly, wine, beer, cocktails are like water... No feeling... But the impact comes when i drink hard liqour... Coz i seldom drink them...

THing about hard liqour is tt, the impact comes like an hr later... It is slower... So within e 1st few hr, u will think u r such a damn gd drinker, and down urself wif so much tt u will get it later on...

For ppl who rarely drink, one shot of volka is all it takes to get tipsy...
For normal ones, it will be 2-3... And pls hor, dun take immediately in one gulp tt kind unless u r having fun... Coz confirm gone after tt...
4-5 shots are enuff to send u on ur bed wif a mess...
6 n above are for well trained ppl... Usually the crazy ones... Hahaah...

And 6 shots are only like about only 1/5 of the big bottle... So u can imagine wat happens if u even attempt half bottle urself...

I jus realised tis not long ago, when u drink a whole bottle of red wine, ur mouth will turn red... Ok lah, i noe i sua ku... I duno mah, never kena before... So i went to my sis, my sis said its normal, hers will turn purple somemore... Ugly hor? No wonder usually ppl drink red wine in each other's homes...

At restaurants ok lah, usually u wun drink alot, so wun haf the red stain...

DO u like dry red wine?

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